[Sulu doesn't really enjoy gossiping about the dick moves he's pulled out of irritation, but Jack's in a bit of a spot right now and he figures he can throw him a freebie.]

I started a barfight because some guy body-checked me at the bar. [He shrugs, adding,] Like hell I would throw a punch in one, but starting them is easy when you tell an Andorian that some guy is checking out his girlfriend. Especially when they're all cadets.

[...And he'd gotten punched at some point because of it, but still.]