Oh come on! [Sulu was done professionally with this situation. He was a woman, he was a liar, he was drunk and he was sick of it.] Don't act like such a... such an ass! Dr. McCoy and I were just talking about how you were overreacting because we talk to each other and how you're worried that... he's going to stop being your friend or something and it's stupid because you guys are... best friends and I'm just a guy who likes to try and be friendly with everyone, okay?! I apologized for going to McCoy first about this whole "I'm a girl" thing and he knew I was upset about it so he offered to drink with me so I wouldn't be moping about you being angry with me - understandably angry, but still, you know? And then you come in here and act like... you caught us in the middle of some kind of crazy sexy affair, or whatever the hell it is that you're making up and that's dumb, seriously Jim, stop it!

[He panted and glared at Jim, completely missing the fact that his entire rant was pretty fucking incoherent, then shook a finger at him.] You wouldn't be acting like this if I wasn't a woman! That's... sexist!