All that happened was that we ended up passing out on the couch in the room for a few hours. Of course, the virus worded it a little differently, but that's all that happened.

Look. I'm Ianto's friend, and I'd like to be yours too, so I apologize if I sound like I'm lecturing you, but I just don't want to have to see him go through something like that again. It'd be great to not see you in a hospital, either, while we're on the subject.