Sulu was too busy being really pissed at the community, his life and the universe in general to pay attention to anything for a minute, barely having the coherency to grab the sheet away from Ianto. It was pretty telling that Sulu was used to this sort of thing enough to know how to wrap the thing around him, even with one hand practically useless as it was handcuffed to Ianto's.

He held up a finger and closed his eyes, taking a deep breath and counting backwards from ten, mostly to keep himself from reaching over and smacking Jack, who was acting pretty much just like Jim had when he'd - ...wait.

"Jack," Sulu said slowly, "Why are you in my uniform?" Even though it was a little too broad-shouldered to be Sulu's, the command gold was hard to see as anything but his uniform at the moment.