Jack watched Sulu check the hemline, tilting his head to the side. "You mean that this is a captain's uniform?" He laughed. "Well, at least the community's still got something right. I'm definitely the captain of this ship. Over here, anyway. Wonder why I'm stuck in this uniform, though, while you're a woman. I mean, not that I mind the woman bit, but. Obviously, you didn't end up in either of our clothes, for one." He looked over at Ianto.

Ianto didn't know whether to be flushed a deep crimson, or go absolutely white, and therefore sincerely hoped that he wasn't turning up a patchy combination of the two. If people could even do that, he didn't really know. Because, well. He was in his boxers, and Sulu had been on top of him and he really didn't feel very well at all. He wasn't sure whether he should move, or what should happen there. He looked at Jack, who was looking at him, looking almost concerned, through his amusement.

"Hey," Jack said, "you alright, there, Ianto?" Ianto couldn't nod and lie that yes, he was fine, but he couldn't say that he was necessarily hating the situation either, because well...attractive woman Sulu on top of him. He just kind of gaped at the two of them. When he did find his voice, all he could say was, "I think...I might be lying on it. The comm, that is."