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[LOCKED TO ENTERPRISE CREW EXCEPT JIM KIRK]
[Sulu can occasionally sound incredibly serious and not just a bit dire; this is one of those times. Joking can come later, but he needs to get this out of the way, in case something happens...]

It has come to my attention that a previous member of the community, Sylar, has recently returned. I can't go into too much detail about who he is, but I will give you this warning. Sylar looks like Commander Spock, but he is not to be treated anything like a friend. Do not allow him aboard the Enterprise under any circumstances, and if you see him attempting to communicate with Captain Kirk, don't let him. He is a psychopath with various powers - including, but not limited to, shapeshifting, telekinesis, and frankly a disturbing ability to manipulate electricity. He might talk about Captain Kirk to you, and he may act as though they're the best of friends, but in reality this is a lie.

[He sighs.] Just trust me when I say that while there are plenty of good, decent people on the community, Sylar is not one of them.

[He knows that curiosity will probably get the best of them (goodness knows Sulu's temper gets the best of him) and they'll probably talk to Sylar, but hopefully this will be a decent enough warning for now.]
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[LOCKED TO TORCHWOOD]
[Of course, talking to Jack, Gwen and Ianto about Sylar is super easy, and he allows himself to sound frustrated and a little upset.] If any of you see me getting into a fight with Sylar, for the love of God, stop me. The last thing I need is to endanger my entire ship just because that man gets under my skin.
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[LOCKED TO JIM KIRK]
[Aaand finally he just sounds kind of tired.] Captain? I wanted to find out how you were doing.
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Yeah, might as well. You're not going to like any of what you find, though.

[He doesn't sound too enthused. It's not you, Scotty, it's him :(]

Considerin' that warnin' o' yours, I'm not expectin' tae...

[He sounds a bit distracted, probably because he's scrolling through relevant entries and trying to speed read about a hundred things all at once.]

I can't be too careful. He's gotten aboard before.

[Sulu are you trying to give Scotty a heart attack.]

He's what?

He's gotten on the ship before.

[He mostly just wants someone to tell about this, but yeah. A little heart palpitation wouldn't hurt.]

It was... a virus. And a combination of other things. ...He didn't like that I was lying about something, so we got into a brawl in the corridors. Not my finest moment, but, and I mean this in the most mature way possible, he started it.

[Of course, if Scotty digs around enough, he'll probably find that the community posted the little altercation... Of course, that's if he recognizes Sulu.]

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[Oh, he's digging alright. He's digging as far into the archives as the community will let him and reading at the sort of speeds that got him through the nights before finals at the Academy.]

If he comes near this ship again I'll make him wish he'd never even heard the name Enterprise.

[Digging. Digging.]

Now. Let me see if I've got this straight. The captain was here before. An'... [Reading, reading.] He doesn't remember havin' been here before. [More reading.] But Sylar knows him, an' remembers bein' here before. Here bein' the community, I mean.

[A sigh.] That's it in a nutshell. A very broad nutshell.

Care tae elaborate?

...I'm not sure if it's my place.

Alright, I can deal without details. Rest assured I'll be avoidin' this Sylar, an' that's what's important, aye?

Pretty much. I'm sure he'll probably forget about it, but... better safe than sorry.

Either way, thanks for the warnin'

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