Writer's Block: Going the distance

[parked]

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I don't think moving to another city would uproot my entire life. But yeah, I would. I'd move a lot farther than a city, for that matter.

Wow, I don't even remember the last time I did one of these. It was... a long time ago. I haven't even been using his journal very often, which is sort of a shame. I actually got a little concerned because some of the viruses lately have been passing me by, and I wasn't sure if it was just plain luck or because the community was getting ready to forget about me. Seriously, I was freaking out because something strange wasn't happening to me. That's not what I'd call healthy.

I should probably make sure not to bring any of that up at the next psych evaluation.

Comments

[wasinwentedin.livejournal.com]

I would take great care not to accidentally use a flamethrower on them.

[parked]

You better not. I won't be responsible for a genocide of plantlife.

[torchwoodteaboy]

I would just like to interject to say here that there will absolutely be no cottage in the countryside, and there will certainly be no children, especially any born by me. And for the record, just why would I be the wife and mother figure in all of this, exactly?

[wasinwentedin.livejournal.com]

I am not the one who suggested it would be you having the children.

That was all Hikaru.

[torchwoodteaboy]

You were the one who suggested there were children in the first place. You're not completely innocent here. You encouraged him.

[wasinwentedin.livejournal.com]

Nyet. It was all Hikaru.

[torchwoodteaboy]

"They would look just like you and have funny Welsh accents."

...must I quote further? Because that, as it stands, was your comment. Not his. And then he shot you down and you continued still. So really, maybe I should be pinning all the blame on you, Chekov.

[wasinwentedin.livejournal.com]

Did I say funny Welsh accents? I meant not funny.

[torchwoodteaboy]

That really wasn't the part that I was questioning... [But what do they say about glass houses, Chekov? ... :|]

[wasinwentedin.livejournal.com]

It was just a joke, Mister Ianto.

[torchwoodteaboy]

A joke at my expense, Mister Chekov.

[wasinwentedin.livejournal.com]

And at Hikaru's expense too.

[torchwoodteaboy]

I'm sorry to disappoint you, but there will be no house in the Welsh countryside, thank you very much.

[wasinwentedin.livejournal.com]

Yes, now it is a nice apartment in the city, did you not see where we have already discussed that?

[parked]

Because I don't have the hips.

[torchwoodteaboy]

Oh, and I do, then?

[parked]

Well... More than I do.

[torchwoodteaboy]

Are you saying that I have womanly hips, Hikaru Sulu?

[parked]

...No?

[torchwoodteaboy]

There was a pause and a question mark there, Sulu. Why was there a pause and a question mark there?

[parked]

Because I'm not sure if it's considered a compliment or an insult in the 21st century! You know, some cultures think men who have womanly features are desirable.

Alternatively, maybe I just like teasing you.

[torchwoodteaboy]

Well, what is it considered in the 23rd century then? If someone came up to you and said something about you having childbearing hips, how would you take it?

And that's not fair, you teasing me in front of your friends like that.

[parked]

I'd probably be surprised, because my hips are really slim.

You can tease me in front of Jack whenever you want. How's that?

[torchwoodteaboy]

It's not my fault that I have a waistline. Some people enjoy that sort of thing...

That might work. I have to be fair, though. And there's always the risk of the pair of you turning things on me and poking fun of me together, with you two.

[parked]

I enjoy it, believe me.

Good point. Between me and Jack, I'm pretty sure we could get you blushing down to your toes.