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Hikaru Sulu ([personal profile] parked) wrote2010-01-27 08:53 pm
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[this has been a long time coming]

I REGRET DIGGING.


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There is a lot of this. Another community that was closed has even more of it.
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((OOC: All replies will be forward-dated to about an hour. Sulu needs time to sort out his thoughts.))

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[personal profile] parked 2010-01-28 05:23 am (UTC)(link)
The majority of the... uh, prompts don't include you. Spock seems to be the favorite.
parked: (serious expression)

[personal profile] parked 2010-01-28 05:25 am (UTC)(link)
Being a dick is how I'm coping with the fact that most people on the internet want us to all be raped and impregnated. I'm sorry if that's unjust of me.

[identity profile] amazingtongue.livejournal.com 2010-01-28 05:25 am (UTC)(link)
Now I don't know whether or not to be thankful or offended. But I think I'll err on the side of thankful for myself, while being offended for Spock's sake.
parked: (hee hee i'm asian)

[personal profile] parked 2010-01-28 05:27 am (UTC)(link)
Probably the best choice.

[identity profile] yeswedo.livejournal.com 2010-01-28 05:27 am (UTC)(link)
Look, I have a lot of feelings right now, Mr. Sulu, I could use emotional support that doesn't come in the form of Spock and I engaging in auto-erotic asphyxiation.

[identity profile] hyposprayed.livejournal.com 2010-01-28 05:27 am (UTC)(link)
That's a sex change, a god damned magical, unexplainable sex change.

[identity profile] touchofgenius.livejournal.com 2010-01-28 05:27 am (UTC)(link)
Oh you found some stuff about you guys? You won't mind if I share something awesome then!

parked: (oi vey)

[personal profile] parked 2010-01-28 05:27 am (UTC)(link)
The uterus question was related to pregnancy. And I wasn't a man when I was a woman, which makes it more invalid.

[identity profile] yeswedo.livejournal.com 2010-01-28 05:28 am (UTC)(link)
No, really? I didn't notice.

[identity profile] yeswedo.livejournal.com 2010-01-28 05:28 am (UTC)(link)
Bitch, bitch, bitch, if you'd rather get pregnant via your ass, just say so.

1/2

[identity profile] hyposprayed.livejournal.com 2010-01-28 05:28 am (UTC)(link)
What in god's-

[identity profile] yeswedo.livejournal.com 2010-01-28 05:29 am (UTC)(link)
... WHAT IS HE WEARING? THAT IS NOT REGULATION.

and several minutes late

[identity profile] hyposprayed.livejournal.com 2010-01-28 05:29 am (UTC)(link)
God damnit Sulu, what the hell is that?!
parked: (ha ha never again)

[personal profile] parked 2010-01-28 05:29 am (UTC)(link)
I'd love to be the shoulder for you to cry on, Captain, but I'm afraid I'm too busy getting Dr. McCoy pregnant and molesting Chekov to do anything about it. My schedule's packed.

[identity profile] hyposprayed.livejournal.com 2010-01-28 05:30 am (UTC)(link)
Jim, you have to do something.

[identity profile] yeswedo.livejournal.com 2010-01-28 05:30 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, well, Chekov could use getting molested so--







THEY JUST KILLED ME! THEY KILLED ME.
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[personal profile] parked 2010-01-28 05:31 am (UTC)(link)
This is beyond obnoxious. And that shirt is really unflattering.

[identity profile] yeswedo.livejournal.com 2010-01-28 05:31 am (UTC)(link)
Love to, Bones, but I'm a captain, not an abortion specialist.

[identity profile] amazingtongue.livejournal.com 2010-01-28 05:31 am (UTC)(link)
YOU!
parked: (for serious?)

[personal profile] parked 2010-01-28 05:32 am (UTC)(link)
I'm ignoring that first part.

What did you do, refuse to marry McCoy or something?
parked: (so disgruntled)

[personal profile] parked 2010-01-28 05:33 am (UTC)(link)
THE POINT STILL STANDS THAT I'M NOT THE ONE GETTING PREGNANT.

[identity profile] yeswedo.livejournal.com 2010-01-28 05:33 am (UTC)(link)
No, we were hiking, and I just got sick and died. I'm not that allergic!

[identity profile] amazingtongue.livejournal.com 2010-01-28 05:33 am (UTC)(link)
The rest of you enjoy.. bearing children. I'm sure you'll all be wonderful mothers.

[identity profile] yeswedo.livejournal.com 2010-01-28 05:33 am (UTC)(link)
But, you'd make such a great mom.

FORWARD DATED SEVERAL HOURS OF HORRIFIED READING LATER & same lock forever

[identity profile] whogavemethevs.livejournal.com 2010-01-28 05:34 am (UTC)(link)
Hikaru. What even is this?
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