[this has been a long time coming]

[parked]

I REGRET DIGGING.


[LOCKED TO STARFLEET OFFICIALS]
There is a lot of this. Another community that was closed has even more of it.
[/LOCKED]


((OOC: All replies will be forward-dated to about an hour. Sulu needs time to sort out his thoughts.))

Comments

[yeswedo.livejournal.com]

Yeah, well, Chekov could use getting molested so--







THEY JUST KILLED ME! THEY KILLED ME.

[parked]

I'm ignoring that first part.

What did you do, refuse to marry McCoy or something?

[yeswedo.livejournal.com]

No, we were hiking, and I just got sick and died. I'm not that allergic!

[parked]

Wait, so... Someone requested you dying?

[yeswedo.livejournal.com]

They wanted it to be depressing and see Bones cry over my dead body.

[parked]

...Well, okay then.

[yeswedo.livejournal.com]

No! Not okay!

[parked]

It was more like a "what the hell is wrong with these people" okay than "that's okay" okay.

[whogavemethevs.livejournal.com]

I DO NOT NEED TO BE MOLESTED!



WHAT EVEN- YOU DESERVE TO DIE FOR SAYING THAT.

[parked]

CHEKOV DON'T SAY THAT ABOUT THE CAPTAIN, JEEZE!


If you want it so bad, there's fills of that happening, anyway.

[whogavemethevs.livejournal.com]

HE SAID I NEED TO BE MOLESTED!

I read them and didn't like them at first. I sort of see the appeal now.

[parked]

He was joking. You don't need to be molested.

Just stop saying you're going to kill the captain.

[whogavemethevs.livejournal.com]

It's not a good thing to joke about.

I didn't say that. I just said I see the appeal of them.

[parked]

You're right, but we're both kind of stressing over this, so cut him some slack.

[yeswedo.livejournal.com]

... Kidding. It's called kidding, Mr. Chekov.

[whogavemethevs.livejournal.com]

...oh.

You remember the conversation we had about inappropriate things to joke about?

[yeswedo.livejournal.com]

... Does this go on that list, too?

[whogavemethevs.livejournal.com]

I would think this one would be a given for. It's about people molesting me.