[this has been a long time coming]

[parked]

I REGRET DIGGING.


[LOCKED TO STARFLEET OFFICIALS]
There is a lot of this. Another community that was closed has even more of it.
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((OOC: All replies will be forward-dated to about an hour. Sulu needs time to sort out his thoughts.))

Comments

FORWARD DATED SEVERAL HOURS OF HORRIFIED READING LATER & same lock forever

[whogavemethevs.livejournal.com]

Hikaru. What even is this?

[parked]

It's what the ship's rumor mill would look like if people actually described in graphic detail what they thought we were all up to.

[whogavemethevs.livejournal.com]

They- they-

I don't want to be pregnant with anybody's children.

[parked]

You're not getting pregnant, don't worry.

[whogavemethevs.livejournal.com]

But it's possible. They do have some very plausible explanations.

[parked]

You're not getting pregnant.

[whogavemethevs.livejournal.com]

I could. You never know what things the aliens could do.

You could get pregnant too. Even with birth control.

[parked]

If it ever comes to aliens making people pregnant, we both know they'd pick Jim over us. He's the one who goes on away missions most.

1/2

[whogavemethevs.livejournal.com]

He is. But do you want to deal with the captain all hormonal-

2/2

[whogavemethevs.livejournal.com]

I just saw something with me and Dr. McCoy.

...Why did you have to dig?

[parked]

Do you mean why as in "why did you bother" or "why was this so hard to find"?

[whogavemethevs.livejournal.com]

Let's go for both.

[parked]

I was curious about what people had to say about us from a fictional POV and I clicked around the livejournal.com site a bit to see. It was kind of hard to look away. I regret it, believe me.

[whogavemethevs.livejournal.com]

I love you in a purely platonic way, but I have to say this. You're an idiot.

Are you going to tell me that your hovercraft is full of eels?

[parked]

Believe me, I know. But it's like a trainwreck, I can't look away!

I... what?

[whogavemethevs.livejournal.com]

I have an excuse. I'm younger than you, I can just blame it on youth. Look away.

YOUR HOVERCRAFT IS FULL OF EELS. (http://community.livejournal.com/st_xi_kink_meme/7137.html?thread=5906657#t5906657)

[parked]

I'm trying, but this is like the lost ark.

...Wow, that's some horrible language translating.

[whogavemethevs.livejournal.com]

...The lost ark. You're not Indiana Jones, you can stop looking at any time.

Yes. But take the advice. It'll help if that ever happens.

[parked]

Indiana Jones could look away, Pavel.

I promise to only speak in mathematical notation.

[whogavemethevs.livejournal.com]

Hikaru, forget I said that.

...Make sure certain people don't hear that, especially if they agree with the idea of the Kink Meme and us.

[parked]

...Oh, right, that's... yeah. No problem.

[whogavemethevs.livejournal.com]

Just stick to Standard. Or have Miss Uhura teach you Russian.

[parked]

I'll stick to Standard.

Or, you could learn Japanese.

[whogavemethevs.livejournal.com]

You could learn Russian and I could learn Japanese.

[parked]

Or, or.

You could learn Japanese and I could stick with Standard.