[this has been a long time coming]

[parked]

I REGRET DIGGING.


[LOCKED TO STARFLEET OFFICIALS]
There is a lot of this. Another community that was closed has even more of it.
[/LOCKED]


((OOC: All replies will be forward-dated to about an hour. Sulu needs time to sort out his thoughts.))

Comments

[same lock forever] he hasn't looked yet :<

[hyposprayed.livejournal.com]

Don't you have a ship to fly, instead of roaming around this damned place?

lmao he is gonna regret that

[parked]

I'm not on duty.

Men can't get pregnant, can they?

so much

[hyposprayed.livejournal.com]

What the hell kid of question is that? What do they teach you in biology these days- or how about basic human anatomy. Do you have a uterus Mr. Sulu?

[parked]

Technically, you were the one who had the uterus.

[yeswedo.livejournal.com]

It's been known to happen.

[amazingtongue.livejournal.com]

I'm inclined to agree with Dr. McCoy. What possessed to to find that?

[parked]

I didn't mean to.

[amazingtongue.livejournal.com]

I thought we agreed not to go digging.

FORWARD DATED SEVERAL HOURS OF READING LATER & same lock forever

[yeswedo.livejournal.com]

... I'm torn between thinking this is awesome and being highly disturbed.

[parked]

I'm...

Not really surprised, to be honest.

[yeswedo.livejournal.com]

I think I'm going to settle on offended that this many people think I'm fucking Spock.

[touchofgenius.livejournal.com]

Oh you found some stuff about you guys? You won't mind if I share something awesome then!

[yeswedo.livejournal.com]

... WHAT IS HE WEARING? THAT IS NOT REGULATION.

[touchofgenius.livejournal.com]

"He"? That's you in a couple years. But that's a green wrap-around tunic and you used to wear it all the time until the middle of season 2.

[parked]

This is beyond obnoxious. And that shirt is really unflattering.

[touchofgenius.livejournal.com]

Maybe that's why you liked fencing shirtless, then?

And it's not obnoxious; it's amazing.

[amazingtongue.livejournal.com]

YOU!

[touchofgenius.livejournal.com]

I'm so sorry! I know you don't actually sound like that! I just had to share!

[intuitivelyapt.livejournal.com]

LOL! Man, I love you. Isn't Youtube great?

[touchofgenius.livejournal.com]

At least someone appreciates the effort I went through to find this! Youtube is the best though.

[whogavemethevs.livejournal.com]

I don't really think that's awesome really.

[touchofgenius.livejournal.com]

I'm sure I could find some stuff with your accent if you're feeling left out.

FORWARD DATED SEVERAL HOURS OF HORRIFIED READING LATER & same lock forever

[whogavemethevs.livejournal.com]

Hikaru. What even is this?

[parked]

It's what the ship's rumor mill would look like if people actually described in graphic detail what they thought we were all up to.

[whogavemethevs.livejournal.com]

They- they-

I don't want to be pregnant with anybody's children.