[this has been a long time coming]

[parked]

I REGRET DIGGING.


[LOCKED TO STARFLEET OFFICIALS]
There is a lot of this. Another community that was closed has even more of it.
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((OOC: All replies will be forward-dated to about an hour. Sulu needs time to sort out his thoughts.))

Comments

[parked]

You know, I was thinking I needed to pay a visit to sick bay. I wanted to be there when you told Nurse Chapel the good news.

[hyposprayed.livejournal.com]

Sulu, I swear I have a vaccine for the Cardassian flu with your name on it. Unless you want purple mucus and a spotty rash for the rest of the week I'd rethink bringing this up again.

[parked]

Look, as far as I'm concerned, me getting you pregnant is the least messed up thing they've done on this "meme". I either make fun of that, or deal with the fact that people like raping us in fiction. I'm kind of partial to joking about having a baby with you over the dealing with rape thing, so...

[hyposprayed.livejournal.com]

Why am I pregnant in at least a dozen of these things? Hell, I'm pregnant more often that Uhura is and she actually had a damn uterus!

Forget the joking, you're getting that vaccine for opening this can of worms- one of the 'tags' is alien penis for Christ's sake!

[amazingtongue.livejournal.com]

I'm less promiscuous.

[parked]

And that's a point for Lt. Uhura.

[amazingtongue.livejournal.com]

Am I leading?

[parked]

By a million.

[hyposprayed.livejournal.com]

Yeah that's me, the ship's bicycle.

[amazingtongue.livejournal.com]

Isn't that what all those stories are saying?

[parked]

Chekov's pregnant the most, you're tied up the most, Spock is raped the most, and Jim is... the most. It's just how these people work.

I don't need the vaccine!

[hyposprayed.livejournal.com]

Mr. Sulu I do not need the statistics!

[parked]

Those are just estimates, actually. I'm not sure I have the time or the will to actually go through and measure everything quantitatively.