[this has been a long time coming]

[parked]

I REGRET DIGGING.


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There is a lot of this. Another community that was closed has even more of it.
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((OOC: All replies will be forward-dated to about an hour. Sulu needs time to sort out his thoughts.))

Comments

[yeswedo.livejournal.com]

It's been known to happen.

[hyposprayed.livejournal.com]

Oh really? And what medical journals did you read that fun fact in?

[yeswedo.livejournal.com]

The DDD Medical Journal where Sulu turned into a girl for a week?

[parked]

But I didn't get pregnant or even have sex, so you can't actually prove that the pregnancy wouldn't terminate when I lost the uterus that's kind of important.

[yeswedo.livejournal.com]

But, he just asked if you had a uterus and I said it's been known to happen. Which, you know, it has.

[parked]

The uterus question was related to pregnancy. And I wasn't a man when I was a woman, which makes it more invalid.

[yeswedo.livejournal.com]

Bitch, bitch, bitch, if you'd rather get pregnant via your ass, just say so.

[parked]

THE POINT STILL STANDS THAT I'M NOT THE ONE GETTING PREGNANT.

[yeswedo.livejournal.com]

But, you'd make such a great mom.

[parked]

No I wouldn't. Don't you remember the conversation we had about Asian parents when you were mocking my ethnicity?

[yeswedo.livejournal.com]

Oh, right, they're assholes. Forgot that part. Man, between your asian parenting and Bones' southern parenting, that kid would be screwed.

[parked]

Thank God neither of us can get pregnant, then.

I'm still proud that I'm the dad, though.

[yeswedo.livejournal.com]

You would be proud of that, wouldn't you?

[parked]

Why wouldn't I be? I'm not the one who got knocked up.

[hyposprayed.livejournal.com]

That's a sex change, a god damned magical, unexplainable sex change.

[yeswedo.livejournal.com]

No, really? I didn't notice.

[hyposprayed.livejournal.com]

Jim, you have to do something.

[yeswedo.livejournal.com]

Love to, Bones, but I'm a captain, not an abortion specialist.

[hyposprayed.livejournal.com]

Damnit Jim, I mean this... whatever this god forsaken thing is. What if it gets into our terminals- do you want to explain this to Pike?

[yeswedo.livejournal.com]

I bet you I could come up with an explanation if it came to that.

[hyposprayed.livejournal.com]

Yeah, have fun explaining to Pike about his secret trysts with Admiral Archer.

[yeswedo.livejournal.com]

I was thinking he'd be more upset about his secret trysts with me.

[hyposprayed.livejournal.com]

Good lord, I'm trying not to read anything with your name in it. Hearing the actual stories from you is bad enough.

[yeswedo.livejournal.com]

So, that means you avoided 90% of the stuff with you in it, too?