[this has been a long time coming]

[parked]

I REGRET DIGGING.


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There is a lot of this. Another community that was closed has even more of it.
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((OOC: All replies will be forward-dated to about an hour. Sulu needs time to sort out his thoughts.))

Comments

lmao he is gonna regret that

[parked]

I'm not on duty.

Men can't get pregnant, can they?

so much

[hyposprayed.livejournal.com]

What the hell kid of question is that? What do they teach you in biology these days- or how about basic human anatomy. Do you have a uterus Mr. Sulu?

[parked]

Technically, you were the one who had the uterus.

[hyposprayed.livejournal.com]

Excuse me?

[parked]

http://community.livejournal.com/st_xi_kink_meme/3516.html?thread=3065276#t3065276

At least they took into account that Asians usually have narrower hips than Caucasians, making us less suitable for childbearing.

1/2

[hyposprayed.livejournal.com]

What in god's-

and several minutes late

[hyposprayed.livejournal.com]

God damnit Sulu, what the hell is that?!

[parked]

Honestly, I thought the name was kind of cliche too.

[hyposprayed.livejournal.com]

Well I'm glad you find this so god damned amusing. Where the hell did you find this? For that matter who is writing this- lord, if I heard the words alternate universe I'm turning myself over to Rura Penthe ad hoping death takes me quickly.

[parked]

My lips are sealed, then. Wouldn't want you to go and die before the wedding.

[hyposprayed.livejournal.com]

Mr. Sulu, I think you're overdue for your vaccination updates.

[parked]

You know, I was thinking I needed to pay a visit to sick bay. I wanted to be there when you told Nurse Chapel the good news.

[yeswedo.livejournal.com]

It's been known to happen.

[hyposprayed.livejournal.com]

Oh really? And what medical journals did you read that fun fact in?

[yeswedo.livejournal.com]

The DDD Medical Journal where Sulu turned into a girl for a week?

[parked]

But I didn't get pregnant or even have sex, so you can't actually prove that the pregnancy wouldn't terminate when I lost the uterus that's kind of important.

[yeswedo.livejournal.com]

But, he just asked if you had a uterus and I said it's been known to happen. Which, you know, it has.

[parked]

The uterus question was related to pregnancy. And I wasn't a man when I was a woman, which makes it more invalid.

[yeswedo.livejournal.com]

Bitch, bitch, bitch, if you'd rather get pregnant via your ass, just say so.

[parked]

THE POINT STILL STANDS THAT I'M NOT THE ONE GETTING PREGNANT.

[hyposprayed.livejournal.com]

That's a sex change, a god damned magical, unexplainable sex change.

[yeswedo.livejournal.com]

No, really? I didn't notice.

[hyposprayed.livejournal.com]

Jim, you have to do something.

[yeswedo.livejournal.com]

Love to, Bones, but I'm a captain, not an abortion specialist.

[hyposprayed.livejournal.com]

Damnit Jim, I mean this... whatever this god forsaken thing is. What if it gets into our terminals- do you want to explain this to Pike?