[this has been a long time coming]

[parked]

I REGRET DIGGING.


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There is a lot of this. Another community that was closed has even more of it.
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((OOC: All replies will be forward-dated to about an hour. Sulu needs time to sort out his thoughts.))

Comments

[whogavemethevs.livejournal.com]

I have an excuse. I'm younger than you, I can just blame it on youth. Look away.

YOUR HOVERCRAFT IS FULL OF EELS. (http://community.livejournal.com/st_xi_kink_meme/7137.html?thread=5906657#t5906657)

[parked]

I'm trying, but this is like the lost ark.

...Wow, that's some horrible language translating.

[whogavemethevs.livejournal.com]

...The lost ark. You're not Indiana Jones, you can stop looking at any time.

Yes. But take the advice. It'll help if that ever happens.

[parked]

Indiana Jones could look away, Pavel.

I promise to only speak in mathematical notation.

[whogavemethevs.livejournal.com]

Hikaru, forget I said that.

...Make sure certain people don't hear that, especially if they agree with the idea of the Kink Meme and us.

[parked]

...Oh, right, that's... yeah. No problem.

[whogavemethevs.livejournal.com]

Just stick to Standard. Or have Miss Uhura teach you Russian.

[parked]

I'll stick to Standard.

Or, you could learn Japanese.

[whogavemethevs.livejournal.com]

You could learn Russian and I could learn Japanese.

[parked]

Or, or.

You could learn Japanese and I could stick with Standard.

[whogavemethevs.livejournal.com]

Or wait. Shocking concept up ahead.

You could learn Russian and I could stick with Standard and Russian.

[parked]

Or we could leave the linguistics to Uhura and just never tell anyone that our second language is mathematical equations.

[whogavemethevs.livejournal.com]

I think I like that option the best. Saves us the trouble of eels in hovercrafts.

[parked]

The idea of a hovercraft full of eels honestly horrifies me.

[whogavemethevs.livejournal.com]

It'd be slimy and gross. And you have a hard time controlling it.

[parked]

And what if they were electric eels?

[whogavemethevs.livejournal.com]

You'd get shocked. Oh dear. I never want to run into this hovercraft.

[parked]

Great, now the next planet we go away on is going to be full of eels, and we're going to crash some commandeered hovercraft into them. You've jinxed us!

[whogavemethevs.livejournal.com]

I did not! If anything, you did.

[parked]

No, you're the one who brought up eels in the first place. We wouldn't be in this mess if it weren't for you.

[whogavemethevs.livejournal.com]

You brought up the Kink Meme first. I wouldn't have found it otherwise.

[parked]

Well, you took too long to find DDD, which means I was unsupervised on the internet long enough to start thinking about finding this kind of stuff. So it's your fault.

[whogavemethevs.livejournal.com]

I'm not your keeper, you should have more self control. I trusted you to be alright on the internet without me, my trust was misplaced.

[parked]

I'm sorry, Pavel, I'll never abuse your trust again.

[whogavemethevs.livejournal.com]

Good. Because I like being able to trust you.