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Hikaru Sulu ([personal profile] parked) wrote2010-01-27 08:53 pm
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[this has been a long time coming]

I REGRET DIGGING.


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There is a lot of this. Another community that was closed has even more of it.
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((OOC: All replies will be forward-dated to about an hour. Sulu needs time to sort out his thoughts.))
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[identity profile] whogavemethevs.livejournal.com 2010-01-28 07:02 am (UTC)(link)
Did you seriously just admit that? And you started it by saying you're going to ravish me.

And why don't you want me thinking that?!
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[personal profile] parked 2010-01-28 07:05 am (UTC)(link)
I'm a big enough man to admit when someone else is more proficient at their job than I would be in their position. And I said that sarcastically, because you were acting like I seriously got McCoy pregnant.

Because it's not true! If anyone is going to do the picking up here, it's me!

[identity profile] whogavemethevs.livejournal.com 2010-01-28 07:07 am (UTC)(link)
Well good for you. And it was a joke. A joke, Hikaru. I'm not dumb.

Then pick someone up! Otherwise, I'll pick someone up and prove you wrong!
Edited 2010-01-28 07:09 (UTC)
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[personal profile] parked 2010-01-28 07:09 am (UTC)(link)
I know that.

What? Okay, this is getting out of hand, and I wasn't saying you couldn't pick other people up - and hold on! Does that mean you were going to use my methods for your own gain?!

[identity profile] whogavemethevs.livejournal.com 2010-01-28 07:16 am (UTC)(link)
No! Because I have my own methods, that work much better and don't sound so creepy. I was just saying that I'd pick someone up first, making you be less awesome in the picking up department than me! And why do you want to know if I'd use your methods?!
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[personal profile] parked 2010-01-28 07:20 am (UTC)(link)
My methods aren't creepy! And I want to know because - why does there have to be a because?!

[identity profile] whogavemethevs.livejournal.com 2010-01-28 07:23 am (UTC)(link)
Well I wouldn't know. I've never seen them used! Yes! There has to be a because! Because you seem to think you'd be doing the picking up!
parked: (hooboy.)

[personal profile] parked 2010-01-28 07:26 am (UTC)(link)
You haven't seen them used because I'm not trying to pick you up! You'd think this would be a good thing!

[identity profile] whogavemethevs.livejournal.com 2010-01-28 07:29 am (UTC)(link)
Well the you not picking me up is a good thing, but the second part makes it seem like I'm less of a man! I could pick you up if I really wanted to!
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[personal profile] parked 2010-01-28 07:34 am (UTC)(link)
First, no, second, no.

[identity profile] whogavemethevs.livejournal.com 2010-01-28 07:36 am (UTC)(link)
First yes. Second, you seem to want to pick me up if such a thing ever happens, so no is an okay answer.
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[personal profile] parked 2010-01-28 07:37 am (UTC)(link)
How does me not thinking you could pick me up make you less of a man? And I do not want to pick you up!

[identity profile] whogavemethevs.livejournal.com 2010-01-28 07:39 am (UTC)(link)
It's because it can also apply to everyone else, meaning oh ho Pavel can't pick up anyone!

WAIT. Why wouldn't you want to!?
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[personal profile] parked 2010-01-28 07:41 am (UTC)(link)
No it doesn't! You're reading into this way too much.

Because you're... you!

[identity profile] whogavemethevs.livejournal.com 2010-01-28 07:44 am (UTC)(link)
You're damaging my self-esteem.

What is that supposed to mean?!
parked: (hooboy.)

[personal profile] parked 2010-01-28 07:49 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, come on!

It means exactly what it means!

[identity profile] whogavemethevs.livejournal.com 2010-01-28 07:51 am (UTC)(link)
You are! I'm just slowly dying over here.

That I'm completely disgusting and that no one wants me to pick them up? I'm hurt, Hikaru. You're not being a very good friend right now.
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[personal profile] parked 2010-01-28 07:53 am (UTC)(link)
What are you talking about?! You're not disgusting, why are you turning this around on me?!

[identity profile] whogavemethevs.livejournal.com 2010-01-28 07:58 am (UTC)(link)
I don't even know anymore. I'm just I don't even know what that apparently, you think you'd pick me up instead of the other way around.

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU FIND THINGS LIKE THIS, HIKARU.
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fuck my internet so hard i've had this tag for 12 hours

[personal profile] parked 2010-01-28 08:20 pm (UTC)(link)
That's because I'm the older, more experienced one here! Of course I'd do the picking up!

Well I'm sorry but this can of worms had to be opened sometime!

You know what I think about it. Here's a tag before I sleep! ♥

[identity profile] whogavemethevs.livejournal.com 2010-01-29 05:41 am (UTC)(link)
No! Age means nothing, because people can be less mature than me when they're older. Look at the captain! You would not pick me up!

No it did not. We could have avoided it forever, but you ruined it.
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♥! So sweet of you.

[personal profile] parked 2010-01-29 05:46 am (UTC)(link)
Why are you so insistent on me not picking you up? Do you have that little faith in my wooing skills?

One more, because oh my lord, Sulu. ♥!

[identity profile] whogavemethevs.livejournal.com 2010-01-29 05:48 am (UTC)(link)
I don't want to be picked up. I want to pick people up. And I have faith in them, I just don't think they'd woo me.
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The gay levels are rising, captain!

[personal profile] parked 2010-01-29 05:52 am (UTC)(link)
The only person who didn't respond to my advances was, I'm pretty sure, a psychopath. So unless you're a psychopath...
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