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Hikaru Sulu ([personal profile] parked) wrote2010-01-27 08:53 pm
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[this has been a long time coming]

I REGRET DIGGING.


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((OOC: All replies will be forward-dated to about an hour. Sulu needs time to sort out his thoughts.))
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[identity profile] yeswedo.livejournal.com 2010-01-28 05:09 am (UTC)(link)
It's been known to happen.

[identity profile] hyposprayed.livejournal.com 2010-01-28 05:14 am (UTC)(link)
Oh really? And what medical journals did you read that fun fact in?

[identity profile] yeswedo.livejournal.com 2010-01-28 05:15 am (UTC)(link)
The DDD Medical Journal where Sulu turned into a girl for a week?
parked: (hooboy.)

[personal profile] parked 2010-01-28 05:18 am (UTC)(link)
But I didn't get pregnant or even have sex, so you can't actually prove that the pregnancy wouldn't terminate when I lost the uterus that's kind of important.

[identity profile] yeswedo.livejournal.com 2010-01-28 05:19 am (UTC)(link)
But, he just asked if you had a uterus and I said it's been known to happen. Which, you know, it has.
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[personal profile] parked 2010-01-28 05:27 am (UTC)(link)
The uterus question was related to pregnancy. And I wasn't a man when I was a woman, which makes it more invalid.

[identity profile] yeswedo.livejournal.com 2010-01-28 05:28 am (UTC)(link)
Bitch, bitch, bitch, if you'd rather get pregnant via your ass, just say so.
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[personal profile] parked 2010-01-28 05:33 am (UTC)(link)
THE POINT STILL STANDS THAT I'M NOT THE ONE GETTING PREGNANT.

[identity profile] yeswedo.livejournal.com 2010-01-28 05:33 am (UTC)(link)
But, you'd make such a great mom.
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[personal profile] parked 2010-01-28 05:38 am (UTC)(link)
No I wouldn't. Don't you remember the conversation we had about Asian parents when you were mocking my ethnicity?

[identity profile] yeswedo.livejournal.com 2010-01-28 05:46 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, right, they're assholes. Forgot that part. Man, between your asian parenting and Bones' southern parenting, that kid would be screwed.
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[personal profile] parked 2010-01-28 05:56 am (UTC)(link)
Thank God neither of us can get pregnant, then.

I'm still proud that I'm the dad, though.

[identity profile] yeswedo.livejournal.com 2010-01-28 05:59 am (UTC)(link)
You would be proud of that, wouldn't you?
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[personal profile] parked 2010-01-28 06:05 am (UTC)(link)
Why wouldn't I be? I'm not the one who got knocked up.

[identity profile] hyposprayed.livejournal.com 2010-01-28 05:27 am (UTC)(link)
That's a sex change, a god damned magical, unexplainable sex change.

[identity profile] yeswedo.livejournal.com 2010-01-28 05:28 am (UTC)(link)
No, really? I didn't notice.

[identity profile] hyposprayed.livejournal.com 2010-01-28 05:30 am (UTC)(link)
Jim, you have to do something.

[identity profile] yeswedo.livejournal.com 2010-01-28 05:31 am (UTC)(link)
Love to, Bones, but I'm a captain, not an abortion specialist.

[identity profile] hyposprayed.livejournal.com 2010-01-28 06:01 am (UTC)(link)
Damnit Jim, I mean this... whatever this god forsaken thing is. What if it gets into our terminals- do you want to explain this to Pike?

[identity profile] yeswedo.livejournal.com 2010-01-28 06:03 am (UTC)(link)
I bet you I could come up with an explanation if it came to that.

[identity profile] hyposprayed.livejournal.com 2010-01-28 06:11 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, have fun explaining to Pike about his secret trysts with Admiral Archer.
Edited 2010-01-28 06:12 (UTC)

[identity profile] yeswedo.livejournal.com 2010-01-28 06:23 am (UTC)(link)
I was thinking he'd be more upset about his secret trysts with me.

[identity profile] hyposprayed.livejournal.com 2010-01-28 06:47 am (UTC)(link)
Good lord, I'm trying not to read anything with your name in it. Hearing the actual stories from you is bad enough.

[identity profile] yeswedo.livejournal.com 2010-01-28 06:49 am (UTC)(link)
So, that means you avoided 90% of the stuff with you in it, too?
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