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Hikaru Sulu ([personal profile] parked) wrote2010-01-27 08:53 pm
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[this has been a long time coming]

I REGRET DIGGING.


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There is a lot of this. Another community that was closed has even more of it.
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((OOC: All replies will be forward-dated to about an hour. Sulu needs time to sort out his thoughts.))
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parked: (so a doctor and a pilot walk into a bar.)

[personal profile] parked 2010-01-28 05:34 am (UTC)(link)
Honestly, I thought the name was kind of cliche too.

[identity profile] hyposprayed.livejournal.com 2010-01-28 06:04 am (UTC)(link)
Well I'm glad you find this so god damned amusing. Where the hell did you find this? For that matter who is writing this- lord, if I heard the words alternate universe I'm turning myself over to Rura Penthe ad hoping death takes me quickly.
parked: (hee hee i'm asian)

[personal profile] parked 2010-01-28 06:06 am (UTC)(link)
My lips are sealed, then. Wouldn't want you to go and die before the wedding.

[identity profile] hyposprayed.livejournal.com 2010-01-28 06:07 am (UTC)(link)
Mr. Sulu, I think you're overdue for your vaccination updates.
parked: (oh my god that's hilarious)

[personal profile] parked 2010-01-28 06:09 am (UTC)(link)
You know, I was thinking I needed to pay a visit to sick bay. I wanted to be there when you told Nurse Chapel the good news.

[identity profile] hyposprayed.livejournal.com 2010-01-28 06:15 am (UTC)(link)
Sulu, I swear I have a vaccine for the Cardassian flu with your name on it. Unless you want purple mucus and a spotty rash for the rest of the week I'd rethink bringing this up again.
parked: (oh girlfriend you so crazy)

[personal profile] parked 2010-01-28 06:18 am (UTC)(link)
Look, as far as I'm concerned, me getting you pregnant is the least messed up thing they've done on this "meme". I either make fun of that, or deal with the fact that people like raping us in fiction. I'm kind of partial to joking about having a baby with you over the dealing with rape thing, so...

[identity profile] hyposprayed.livejournal.com 2010-01-28 06:44 am (UTC)(link)
Why am I pregnant in at least a dozen of these things? Hell, I'm pregnant more often that Uhura is and she actually had a damn uterus!

Forget the joking, you're getting that vaccine for opening this can of worms- one of the 'tags' is alien penis for Christ's sake!
Edited 2010-01-28 06:46 (UTC)
parked: (oh my god that's hilarious)

[personal profile] parked 2010-01-28 06:50 am (UTC)(link)
And that's a point for Lt. Uhura.
parked: (hee hee i'm asian)

[personal profile] parked 2010-01-28 06:52 am (UTC)(link)
By a million.

[identity profile] hyposprayed.livejournal.com 2010-01-28 06:51 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah that's me, the ship's bicycle.

[identity profile] amazingtongue.livejournal.com 2010-01-28 06:53 am (UTC)(link)
Isn't that what all those stories are saying?
parked: (so disgruntled)

[personal profile] parked 2010-01-28 06:47 am (UTC)(link)
Chekov's pregnant the most, you're tied up the most, Spock is raped the most, and Jim is... the most. It's just how these people work.

I don't need the vaccine!

[identity profile] hyposprayed.livejournal.com 2010-01-28 06:52 am (UTC)(link)
Mr. Sulu I do not need the statistics!
parked: (checking the readings)

[personal profile] parked 2010-01-28 06:53 am (UTC)(link)
Those are just estimates, actually. I'm not sure I have the time or the will to actually go through and measure everything quantitatively.
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