Log with Ianto & Jack: Man! I Feel Like a Woman!

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There were three things Sulu always expected when he woke up: some kind of alarm, his regulation sized bed and his regulation sheets. In his line of work, those were the only safe assumptions; for all anyone knew, they could be waking up to their timer alarms or the red alert alarms, or they could wake up on the floor after an attack - but they would always wake up near it.

Being that he was not really a morning person, it took Sulu a groggy minute of groaning and half-hearted stretching to realize that his three safety blankets? They weren't there. Instead, his bed felt - bigger, really, and... manlier. Really manly. Which felt weirder than the softer sheets, the metal bracelet around his wrist and the fact that he had hair in his eyes.

...Hair in his eyes.

Oh, Jesus. He knew what that meant -

Sulu snapped to attention and sat up, only to realize that he was now straddling someone, he was a girl, and he was in his boxers. And that was it. Part of him realized he was on top of Ianto, but the rest of him then followed suit and noticed that his free hand was on Jack's chest, and this was way out of his comfort zone.

Being that he was terrible at this whole "suddenly a girl thing," Sulu could only do one thing in that moment: he shrieked and tried to fling himself off the bed, despite the fact that he was handcuffed to Ianto. "SHIT!"

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[torchwoodteaboy]

Ianto was actually pretty comfortable with the way that he had been sleeping, until he was rudely awakened not only by screaming directly in his ear, but also his arm being yanked sideways by, what, handcuffs? Ianto's eyes popped open immediately, because for one, that had really hurt, not having expected it, both the shriek and the yanking, and for another thing, that voice was definitely a woman's, and Ianto wasn't really in the habit of going to bed with women at that moment, platonic or otherwise.

And of course the shriek woke Jack up as well, and since the man was a lot better at waking up in the morning than Ianto was, he took in the situation a lot quicker than the other man did. "Well," he said, getting an eyeful of the 'unknown woman's' assets, as it were. "Hello there, beautiful."

Ianto, at least, had the presence of mind to recognize that the shriek meant something not very good. He shot a look at Jack, and lightning quick, pulled the sheet over to cover her, both from Jack and from himself, because well, he was a man, and she was a gorgeous woman, and it was very hard for him not to appreciate that fact. "Here. God. I'm...I'm sorry. I don't even..." he babbled, having absolutely no idea what was going on there. "A-are...are you alright?"