[this has been a long time coming]

[parked]

I REGRET DIGGING.


[LOCKED TO STARFLEET OFFICIALS]
There is a lot of this. Another community that was closed has even more of it.
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((OOC: All replies will be forward-dated to about an hour. Sulu needs time to sort out his thoughts.))

Comments

[parked]

No, you're the one who brought up eels in the first place. We wouldn't be in this mess if it weren't for you.

[whogavemethevs.livejournal.com]

You are! I'm just slowly dying over here.

That I'm completely disgusting and that no one wants me to pick them up? I'm hurt, Hikaru. You're not being a very good friend right now.

[whogavemethevs.livejournal.com]

You brought up the Kink Meme first. I wouldn't have found it otherwise.

[parked]

What are you talking about?! You're not disgusting, why are you turning this around on me?!

[parked]

Well, you took too long to find DDD, which means I was unsupervised on the internet long enough to start thinking about finding this kind of stuff. So it's your fault.

[whogavemethevs.livejournal.com]

I don't even know anymore. I'm just I don't even know what that apparently, you think you'd pick me up instead of the other way around.

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU FIND THINGS LIKE THIS, HIKARU.

[whogavemethevs.livejournal.com]

I'm not your keeper, you should have more self control. I trusted you to be alright on the internet without me, my trust was misplaced.

[parked]

I'm sorry, Pavel, I'll never abuse your trust again.

[whogavemethevs.livejournal.com]

Good. Because I like being able to trust you.

[touchofgenius.livejournal.com]

So, you guys have two Spocks. Wow, that is a whole lot of logic to balance out your crazy.

Well, at least I won't have to worry about ruining your futures because I know it or anything like that. Kinda weird that you all know about it though. Wouldn't that cause a rift in time or something?

[touchofgenius.livejournal.com]

...I was almost thinking Kirk was kidding me about the alternate reality thing but... Do you know what's so different about the universe I know and the one you're in? Has the other Spock told you?

[parked]

I haven't asked.

fuck my internet so hard i've had this tag for 12 hours

[parked]

That's because I'm the older, more experienced one here! Of course I'd do the picking up!

Well I'm sorry but this can of worms had to be opened sometime!

You know what I think about it. Here's a tag before I sleep! ♥

[whogavemethevs.livejournal.com]

No! Age means nothing, because people can be less mature than me when they're older. Look at the captain! You would not pick me up!

No it did not. We could have avoided it forever, but you ruined it.

♥! So sweet of you.

[parked]

Why are you so insistent on me not picking you up? Do you have that little faith in my wooing skills?

One more, because oh my lord, Sulu. ♥!

[whogavemethevs.livejournal.com]

I don't want to be picked up. I want to pick people up. And I have faith in them, I just don't think they'd woo me.

The gay levels are rising, captain!

[parked]

The only person who didn't respond to my advances was, I'm pretty sure, a psychopath. So unless you're a psychopath...