Ianto was pretty sure that his eyes couldn't have gotten any wider, but then the unidentified gorgeous woman proclaimed herself to be Sulu, and he looked, really looked, and by god, he could see it. He wasn't sure how, but it suddenly clicked and he could see Sulu in the way that she was reacting, and this was too weird for him, because Sulu was a man, but the person in front of him, she was definitely all woman, and Ianto had seen that, he was pretty sure that a naked female Sulu had been draped over him not more than five minutes earlier, and...by god. He, like Sulu, was only dressed in his boxers. He felt his face grow very hot, very quickly, but well. Sulu had the sheet to cover up, so he had nowhere to hide. "...oh," Ianto said, brightly. He was pretty sure he was flushing right down his neck to his chest. And god, he really wasn't feeling very well at all.
Jack burst out laughing. "Oh my god, really? I would never've guessed. You're not usually quite as buxom as you are at the moment, Lieutenant." He shook his head, chuckling. "This is priceless. Your face. Ianto's face. And this uniform..." He chuckled some more. "I have absolutely no idea where it came from, why I'm wearing it, or whose it is, but I'm really not too concerned about that at the moment. I take it that neither of you remember getting here or ending up in this situation in the first place?" Okay, so. Jack was starting to feel a bit sick to his stomach as well, but. That could just be from all of the laughing he was holding in, because he was trying to be at least a little nice to the other two.
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Date: 2010-07-15 10:36 pm (UTC)Jack burst out laughing. "Oh my god, really? I would never've guessed. You're not usually quite as buxom as you are at the moment, Lieutenant." He shook his head, chuckling. "This is priceless. Your face. Ianto's face. And this uniform..." He chuckled some more. "I have absolutely no idea where it came from, why I'm wearing it, or whose it is, but I'm really not too concerned about that at the moment. I take it that neither of you remember getting here or ending up in this situation in the first place?" Okay, so. Jack was starting to feel a bit sick to his stomach as well, but. That could just be from all of the laughing he was holding in, because he was trying to be at least a little nice to the other two.