Writer's Block: Going the distance

[parked]

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I don't think moving to another city would uproot my entire life. But yeah, I would. I'd move a lot farther than a city, for that matter.

Wow, I don't even remember the last time I did one of these. It was... a long time ago. I haven't even been using his journal very often, which is sort of a shame. I actually got a little concerned because some of the viruses lately have been passing me by, and I wasn't sure if it was just plain luck or because the community was getting ready to forget about me. Seriously, I was freaking out because something strange wasn't happening to me. That's not what I'd call healthy.

I should probably make sure not to bring any of that up at the next psych evaluation.

Comments

[wasinwentedin.livejournal.com]

So who is this hypothetical person that is hypothetically taking you away from the Enterprise? I would hate to have to chain you to the helm. Hypothetically.

[parked]

Who said there was a person at all? Maybe it's just hypothetical.

[wasinwentedin.livejournal.com]

Hypothetically, does Mister Scott know who it is?

[One way or another, he's going to find out...]

[parked]

Hypothetically? Yes.

[wasinwentedin.livejournal.com]

Then hypothetically, I will ask him if you do not tell me.

[parked]

Who would you ask? It's all hypothetical. There's a hypothetical man you can hypothetically ask, but you'd have to deduce who it was first. You're clever, Pavel, but I'm not so sure you're a sleuth.

[wasinwentedin.livejournal.com]

I just said hypothetically I would ask Mister Scott. Who is not hypothetical. But you said hypothetically he knows who it is.

[parked]

I thought we were talking about a hypothetical Scotty. You can't bring non-hypothetical variables into a hypothetical scenario.

[wasinwentedin.livejournal.com]

Why would I ask a hypothetical Mister Scott? And hypothetically, I can do whatever I wish.

[parked]

Hypothetically, Scotty usually doesn't like getting involved.

[wasinwentedin.livejournal.com]

Ah, but only hypothetically.

[parked]

So let me get this straight. If, hypothetically, I was seeing someone who I would hypothetically pack up my bags for, and I hypothetically didn't tell you, you would really go to Scotty and really badger him about it.

[wasinwentedin.livejournal.com]

Yes.

[parked]

His name's Ianto.

[wasinwentedin.livejournal.com]

Ianto as in Ianto who is Welsh and who commented when I made that post about the botany lab?

[parked]

That would be him.

[wasinwentedin.livejournal.com]

And you would move all the way to Wales for him?

That is very sappy, Hikaru.

[parked]

Wales in another universe. In the 21st century.

[wasinwentedin.livejournal.com]

That is even worse.

Next you will tell me you would move out into the Welsh countryside, and have a little cottage and lots of little Sulus running around.

[parked]

Chekov.

I'm not planning on getting Ianto pregnant.

[wasinwentedin.livejournal.com]

They would look just like you and have funny Welsh accents.

[parked]

No.

[wasinwentedin.livejournal.com]

And I would be their Uncle Pavel and take them to the park.

Are there parks in the Welsh countryside?

[parked]

I don't think Ianto would want to live in the country.

And I definitely don't think you are going to get to be the uncle of my hypothetical children, the way you're teasing me.

[wasinwentedin.livejournal.com]

Then you can have a nice little apartment in the city.