[obligatory vague post about events in life]

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1. I have a bad feeling about this.
2. This rumor mill has to stop churning out new and interesting things for bridge members to be into.
3. I could really use some new kind of dangerous, life-threatening adventure right now.

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Have you told Spock about anything yet? Because Audrey's kind of getting... big. And Sylar is kind of getting... worrying.
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Comments

[intuitivelyapt.livejournal.com]

No, I get offended when people say things that are completely wrong.

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Of course, Sylar.

[intuitivelyapt.livejournal.com]

Whatever you're trying to do here isn't going to work.

[parked]

I'm not trying to do anything.

[intuitivelyapt.livejournal.com]

You're playing some weird mindgame with me.

[parked]

Why would I do that?

[intuitivelyapt.livejournal.com]

Because being called the "wrong" name offends you that much.

[parked]

Insulting me is offensive, what can I say? But I'm not trying to do anything in particular.

[intuitivelyapt.livejournal.com]

Whatever you say, Hikaru-chan.

[parked]

Do not call me that.

[intuitivelyapt.livejournal.com]

Hikaru.

[parked]

...You're completely missing the point, but don't call me that either.

[intuitivelyapt.livejournal.com]

Maybe I'll give you a nice nickname, like Fluffykins.

[parked]

The fact that you think that you're funny is depressing.

[intuitivelyapt.livejournal.com]

The fact that you don't is pretty depressing, too.