Writer's Block: Take me to your leader! ((Think Sexy Thoughts Virus Edition!))

[parked]

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Wow. So, I know that the 21st century generally doesn't have any evidence of "UFOs" or "alien life" in general, but this sort of question is really kind of silly. We've had proof of "aliens" for a while here. And I'm putting "alien" in quotations because alien implies a separation between humans and life from other planets, and let me tell you, that is... really not the case. Seriously, if you ever want to have a really good time, go to a kegger with a Saurian. But never get drunk with them, it leads to really awkward mornings-after.

This question actually sort of reminds me of this Orion who lived on my floor in the dorms, what with the "empirical evidence" part and all. She was in training to be a helmsman as well, so we ended up spending a lot of time together. She was really pretty good, actually, and I'm a little disappointed that she didn't come on the Enterprise with me, since I'd definitely trust her with the stick. Even though I've been doing this since I was a teenager, I still looked up at her a lot, since she was pretty new at it. Then again, Orions are pretty good at picking things up quick. Like, really quick. Actually, they probably invented most of it.

So this whole idea of "believing" in UFOs and all that is kind of a moot point. I mean, I have empirical proof of the existence of aliens. It's kind of hard to pretend that they don't exist when you're up close and personal with them, you know? And trust me, if you don't believe in aliens, having a green girl up on you is pretty much the most amazing way to be proven wrong.



On a completely unrelated train of thought, has anyone ever looked at a chair and really thought about all the things it could be used for?


((OOC: Sulu has no idea that any of this sounds nearly as sexual as it does, and he won't until you tell him. FEEL FREE TO NOT NOTICE THE INNUENDO EITHER, if you want. He'll just keep going until you point it out to him, probably.))

Comments

[torchwoodteaboy]

God. What haven't chairs been up to? I mean, think about the whole point of them. You to sit yourself down in them and just enjoy the experience.

[parked]

You want to know the best part? I think it might recline.

[torchwoodteaboy]

Oh, God. Really? That's like, the most heavenly and useful function for a chair to have. I mean. It just opens up so many possibilities.

[parked]

You're telling me. It really does give off the vibe of "sit back and let us do the work for you." In a good way. Jim does plenty of the work, too, but... he gets to sit in the chair.

[torchwoodteaboy]

I take it you've never had the chance to sit in his chair, then?

[parked]

I wish. I seriously can't imagine a more thrilling experience.

[torchwoodteaboy]

I've done it, that once. And yes. It was pretty thrilling. Thanks for that, by the way.

[parked]

My pleasure.

I don't think we can do that again for a while, though, so I'm glad that it's satisfied you for the timebeing.

[torchwoodteaboy]

Oh. Don't worry. I'm more than satisfied. I can't believe that you actually had it in you to let me do it in the first place, really.

[parked]

I'm capable of a lot of things; that was nothing. Like I said, keggers with Saurians.

[51stcentury]

Trust her with "the stick", eh? Is that code for something there, Sulu? Don't get me wrong, I'd let a pretty green girl handle my stick any day, but. That's just me.

[parked]

Haha, no. I just meant that I'd trust her to be good in a sticky situation.

[51stcentury]

Well. Sticks can get pretty sticky, you know. Especially if you play with them too much. But, you're a "strapping young lad". Surely you knew that one already.

[parked]

No, no no no. Not like that. I meant that she was really good in tight places.

[51stcentury]

Hohoho. I had no idea you were into pegging, there, Sulu. You're a lot more adventurous than I would have given you credit for. You know, though, there are a lot more interesting things you can do with a pretty green girl than that. I can certainly think of a few.

[parked]

Just because she was into that doesn't mean I had anything to do with it, not that that isn't a thought but




Isn't there something better you could be doing with your mouth than talking right now?

[51stcentury]

Oh, I can think of a few things to do with that as well. Are you meaning to imply something there, then? The question would be if you're, well, feeling up to it.

[parked]

Could you please stop getting into me right now?

[51stcentury]

Oh. I would, I really would, but you're just making it so easy...

[parked]

I'm not easy.

[parked]

...Making it. Making it easy.

[oceanicbutterfly]

...I'd think most species would have to invent those things.

[parked]

Yeah, but not with as much zeal as the Orions.

[trinities]

Green girls do it better, huh?

[parked]

Orions have are quicker to learn and quicker to put it into practice, but I wouldn't say they're better.