parked | he has never been so humiliated

That virus was awful. At least it prompted me to actually go through that creepy "meme" and take stock of my life. ~~I'm more than a little concerned that some of those prompt "fills" weren't too far off, but I'm going to erase that fact from my mind.~~

So, at least that answered some questions as to whether or not the next virus was going to be worse than being turned into a kid. It was.

[LOCKED TO JACK HARKNESS]
And now that all I have to deal with is my immense humiliation by your hands, Jack, I really did want to talk to you. How are you, after your visit to the hospital?
[/LOCKED]

((OOC: Strikes hackable if you feel like you want to make even more fun of Sulu.))

Current Mood: humiliated

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From:

51stcentury

...nope. I still think you're bluffing. There was too much flailing during that last virus for me to really believe anything otherwise.

From:

parked

Like I said, viruses don't count! You're right, though, I'm sort of terrible at bluffing, so I won't try to pretend I'm leading you on some crazy goose chase.

[Even though he secretly thinks he's won because this conversation has not 1) revolved around Ianto nor 2) been them arguing about petty things.]

From:

51stcentury

And I still say they should, because even if you don't want them to, they happened, didn't they? You're more than welcome to use the next one you can against me, if you think it would make things even.

From:

parked

That'd be dishonorable. I would never use a virus against somebody.

From:

51stcentury

You know, you say that now, but I'm betting that the first chance you get to humiliate me with something from a virus, you're going to be all over that. Well, good luck, my friend. I can be particularly suave, a good portion of the time.

From:

parked

Well, it depends on exactly how humiliating the virus was, I guess...

Yeah, I've heard that about you.

From:

51stcentury

Trust me, I'm sure it's only a matter of time before the virus cooks something up that might give you some bait. You'll still have to catch me off guard, though, which is harder than it sounds.

Oh, you have, have you? Who from, then? Has Ianto been telling you stories about me, hm?

Edited Date: 2010-05-30 05:25 am (UTC)

From:

parked

I'm always up to facing new challenges. So long as they don't involve 3D chess or Saurian brandy, I mean.

I wouldn't call them stories, exactly...

From:

51stcentury

Saurian brandy? Don't know it, but if it's anything like hypervodka, sounds like it packs a pretty mean punch.

What would you call them, then?

From:

parked

I wouldn't know, we don't have hypervodka. But I'd bet that they're probably comparable.

Off-the-cuff comments, mostly. Random facts - little asides, maybe?

From:

51stcentury

Well, if it is anything like hypervodka, then I can definitely understand. Some of the best times I've had that I can't remember involved that stuff. Packs one hell of a punch, let me tell you.

Random facts and asides? Interesting...

From:

parked

I'll get you a bottle and you can tell me which one's better, how's that?

Yeah. He talks about you a lot, though.

From:

51stcentury

You know, that sounds like the start of what could turn out be a pretty great night.

Yeah. I know. He shouldn't though.

From:

parked

I could double the offer with a red engineer's uniform for you to give to Ianto and you could have a very Starfleet themed evening.

Why not? You're important to him, so it's only natural. Though it'd be nice to know more about him than about you, considering it's him I talk to.

From:

51stcentury

Heh, well. Can't beat that. I've always been a sucker for a man in uniform, and red is his color.

Fair point. Although. Ianto's not much of a talker. I'm surprised that you've got him opening up to you this much at all. Even if it is like you say, and all he talks about is me and Torchwood.

From:

parked

That's what I've been hearing.

I've heard I'm pretty good at listening. And even though he talks mostly about you and his job, well - he called me when you were in the hospital, so at least he's getting the idea that that's OK to do.

From:

51stcentury

Well. It's true, you know.

It's good to hear that at least he's doing that much. And would you be trying to imply something there, Lieutenant?

From:

parked

I don't know what I could possibly be implying there.

From:

51stcentury

Well, I don't know either, but you seem to be implying something, will all that mentioning of you being such a good listener and all, so I'm led to believe that you're trying to get at something here.

Edited Date: 2010-06-03 01:31 am (UTC)